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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
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Steiner Nose Face

A retard with no friends. A person who always lies about getting girls.
by Loldef12389 June 7, 2018
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cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring
by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016
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Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
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opposite face

An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.

a really good comeback
by KILLAKURT203 March 24, 2010
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