asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

bald-headed hootenanny

It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.

That's why you a "bald-headed hootenanny."

by Jake from Fuck You January 20, 2024

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Koolaid head

Company suckass. One who does anything their boss or the company tells them to do. “Drinking the koolaid.” AKA piece of shit.

The boss ask Tom to work through lunch for free. Tom said “Yes, whatever it takes boss.” - Tom is a Koolaid head

by Iw1 May 17, 2018

crack head

that one friend who is really weird and stupid

yo you a crack head

by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020

Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.

Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.

by I’m the real trite here July 23, 2018

Red Head

An Ethan

Oh frick, red head is here.

by HEY< HEY< HEY March 4, 2020