Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024

break head

to overwork yourself for a long period of time.

“I’m going to break head for these exams”

by 3stelle May 23, 2021

Nyc Head

somebody who is popular or who’s name is known in New York City

I’m the biggest nyc head

by February 16, 2025

head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011

lead-head

A stereotypically American person.

Derogatory; Ironically associates the negative (poisoned) intellectual (head) outcomes of American citizens with the prevalence of environmental contamination and firearm ammunition (lead).

Secretary: "How was the community engagement meeting about the new city bus service?"
Local Council Member: "All boomers. Always boomers. Fucking hell, don't those lead-heads have lawns to guard? They never want anything that's good for society, they never even leave their house except to eat at that shitty diner next to the highway without tipping"
Secretary: "..."
Local Council Member: "This country is a disaster, I don't even know why I try to fix it, there's nothing here worth saving anymore, I'm moving to Amsterdam"

by namanish June 15, 2022

Root Head

Someone that will believe almost anything you tell them. | Someone with a Root like head that sucks up all information even if its completely false.

Joe: i just told my pizza guy he forgot a drink and he believed me! // Liz: Wow score! What a Root Head

by Thonker August 01, 2016

Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.

by Brigid too October 29, 2023