by Ag3sins March 8, 2024

Ti Seng: So Zhong Ann what is 1 + 1?
Zhong Ann: 1258.
Ti Seng: Your Head, its 2.
Ti Seng: how the fuck did you get 1258
Zhong Ann: 1258.
Ti Seng: Your Head, its 2.
Ti Seng: how the fuck did you get 1258
by YourWelcomeGuys June 2, 2022

by Big hank 420 September 23, 2019

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019

I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
by zog! November 26, 2021

by T bone November 12, 2022

the occasion in which a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and while doing so, accidentally chokes and proceeds to vomit while the man's penis is still in her mouth
Guy 1: I had the worst night last night.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I picked up a girl at the club and she gave me a nuclear whore head.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' nasty!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I picked up a girl at the club and she gave me a nuclear whore head.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' nasty!
by Iron Balls 69 May 28, 2013
