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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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by opheeeliiiiiaaaaa April 27, 2021
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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.
Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.
by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025
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Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
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Comedy Hot

In comedy scenes across America there are usually only two women. If one of them is more attractive than other she is automatically deemed 'hot.' Even though usually girls who do comedy are decent at best (similar to the New York 6 is a 9 everywhere else)
Sad Comic: Dang, bro. Tina is looking good tonight. I should not ask her out for 3 weeks and just make weird jokes until she tells me to fuck off.
Woke Comic: Nah bruh. She just comedy hot. She like a 5
by madeintaiwan June 25, 2018
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hill billy hot socket

When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket
by ojp-nutrapper April 27, 2016
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