Ass Woob

When a friend is acting like a ass and his Woob is his face

Your acting like a Ass Woob

Don't kick me you Ass Woob

What the fuck your acting like an Ass Woob

by The REAL Burger King May 6, 2011

Ass Harvesting

When one bites chunks of ass off

Could also be less literal and just someone who collects asses and mounts them on the wall after mounting them while they were alive.

Guy 1: Yo man what happened to that girl Michelle you were with last night?

Guy 2: Yo man I was ass harvesting that bitch last night!

Guy 1: Nice! ( High fives)

by deadfisherman January 7, 2011

half assed

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.

Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.

by AndrewL957 November 4, 2007

ass fisting

The act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the competition.

Wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an ass fisting when you didn't get enough votes. Fuckin bastards they are.

by OklahomaCp January 31, 2007

Ass Burger

When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!

Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

ass ball

Tonsil stones or tonsilloliths. Solidified plaque/phlem/muscus balls that deposit themselves in the back of your throat/tonsils/etc. Doesn't seem to remove itself unti it is coughed or hacked up. Smells awful...like ass. Tends to be yellow in color. Also known as "throat nugget"

Dude, I coughed up the biggest ass ball the other day. It was sick.

by katiekarnage April 12, 2007

Tin ass

Do have been shagged by so many sheep that your behind begins to take on a dark shade of grey resembling tin.

Man: That tokoroan lad is a bit of a tin ass.

by Tui_Pure3 July 16, 2011