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Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Fuck a dog daymug.

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.
I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".
by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021
mugGet the dog weddingmug.

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.
I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here
by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016
mugGet the Met Dogmug.

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022
mugGet the double dog dickmug.

Dogging on

To incessantly belittle, attack, criticize, annoy, or in any form negatively affect someone's persona (or physical being).
Did you see Rick yesterday after he saw what his little brother did to his car?
Yeah man, I was at his house last night and he was dogging on that little guy for hours...it was rough to watch.
by amon52 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Dogging onmug.

lackey dog

a construction worker with a low IQ level or site experience. one who preforms's all the shit job's on a construction site, filling machines with fuel while the operater sits there and watches you..moving fences, hand digging, useing the jack hammer on concrete, not only watching you but by shouting lackey dog at you,and then woof woof,
I've got move them fences and fill machine up with diesel, fuck that let them 2 lackeys stu and Danny do it, get them to clean the shithouse after it..lackey dog
by Phil Blade January 16, 2023
mugGet the lackey dogmug.

v dog

a legend with a vape and a virginity
damn she do be a real v dog (she likes them 6'3 and a little bit wet)
by Clemhasabigbum February 6, 2023
mugGet the v dogmug.

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