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left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024
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Middle dog talk

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.
Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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Deadbeat Dog -(DD)

Deadbeat Dog aka DD...
Is a male that is a donor of a child or many children and has no contact with the child/children and doesn't help support the child emotionally, physically or financially, But yet claims to people who will listen to him that he misses the child/children and wants to have rights to being a part of the children/child's life but in reality is self absorbed and makes no effort to see or speak to the child and only manages to pay $1.49 a day in child support even though working full time. He is also All about the crack and chasing filthy pussy.
"the deadbeat dog -(DD) came home with lipstick on his neck the day I was due to give birth to our son, and couldn't come up with a better story than"what do U mean??... Like a deadbeat dog he is..
by N0scrub August 20, 2024
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Raw-dog

To partake in the activity of sleeping fully clathed on a sofa/bed without the use of sheets or bedding.
Yo man, I woke up this morning to find Donnie raw-dogging my sofa”
by Tig Bitties and skittles July 22, 2021
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dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.
Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.
by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021
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road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving
We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.
by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020
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The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.
Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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