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Zach

Someone when u first meet him u Will wonder about him more anyone else sometimes. Zach is really interesting once u know What he.s like. HONESTly he is the most awesome and Amazing person i.v ever seen with the most breathtaking smile with eyes that lights up the sun...he has light brown curly hair and greyish light green eyes. He has big egos and the wild dreams to fly up in the sky ...while shooting bullets down or something. A virgo. When he finds out u.v had a crush on him..he catches the worst momment to tell u he knows by not saying anything...GINKS if he ever says tht it means Thankyou for everything u.v done to give me attention but the end is here ... ur a nice one over all ...Zach is like everyones fav but u know i gotta enjoy every momment with him cause there.s always gonna be a time when u regret not beING with him enough..apon the milkyway you.ll him again with his smile that lights up Mars and Jupiter.....₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎ i whopp u
Zach is a star tht comes when u need Someone u enjoy the most ...but he has to go when the time is here.....LOOOLLL FLY AWAY DICKS
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Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.
Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.
by Get real 23 April 30, 2025
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Zach Oder

Dwarf boy who likes touching mens thighs. He enjoys being rubbed. He wants Lou Williams up his ass. He gives chipmunk head. He looks like a chode. Zach is the next Effron. Zach Oder is the smartest chipmunk I've ever seen.
Zach Oder wishes he could marry Aiden.
by Lil Pey Pey May 10, 2019
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Zach

A Zach is usually a sexy man with a sexy soul. He can get possessive towards someone he loves and also make them feel like the most important person on earth. He loves to have sex with hot women and uses every single body part capable of penetration. But his other talents and personality overshadow his bed skills. If you see a Zach, value him with all your heart.
by itsyaboizac November 22, 2021
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Zach Melby Money

An abundance of money, Rich, very well off financially
Damn he has that Zach Melby Money
by Flo terms March 19, 2024
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Zaching

When a dude changes his political views to get attention from women. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with
Friend 1: bro did you see Kyle talking about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe that shit, he’s just Zaching for karen
by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019
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Zach

He’s obviously hot and everyone has a crush on him. He don’t respond to text ever but he’s still the one all girls want. Oh and he’s loyal......
Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2: that’s Zach everyone has a crush on him
by Suckiteasyyyyyyy April 16, 2019
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