Tie a rope to your left ball and the other end to a firework and have your mother in law light it. While her daughter shits on your chest.
Hey Josh does your family celebrate the Fourth of July ?
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.
by 1 da main October 05, 2017
by BIG MITCH October 27, 2004
Fred: "Did you here about Mike?"
Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
by DEAD-KARL April 26, 2019
When someone has large testicles, usually tangerine size or larger. At the same time this person has a penis not longer than 2 inches when fully erect.
"Damn Decline has huge balls but a small wang"
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
by Sweatmaker January 14, 2007
Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!
by Chancelor Leggio December 06, 2003
Dude 1: Hey Marv! Are you going to hangout with your wang out at the sauna evening with those crazy Finnish dudes?
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm going to rock out with my cock out!
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm going to rock out with my cock out!
by Katapata6 March 21, 2010
Wang Lee Chi Chi is better than Coblerone.
by Wang Lee Chi Chi March 08, 2021