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Hey Josh does your family celebrate the Fourth of July ?
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.
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Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
by DEAD-KARL April 25, 2019
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"Damn Decline has huge balls but a small wang"
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
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Dude 2: Yeah, I'm going to rock out with my cock out!
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by Katapata6 March 20, 2010
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