Vanilla War

1. n. A modern conventional conflict

1. I just want to know what life was like before the Vanilla War.
2. The Vanilla War broke out again.

by You're Not Kablamo September 21, 2010

Vanilla Dome

When a white female is orally pleasuring a man's penis

"Yo, man, I saw that bitch at the party, and she gave me Vanilla Dome! The shit was epic! No teeth!"

by valley girl joe September 5, 2009

Vanilla

Plan boring sex with no kinks

Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.

Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.

by Someone who is bored 123 January 19, 2022

Vanilla Shine

a quality where someone radiates blandness

"basic white girls have that vanilla shine about them"

by JiHi__ January 12, 2020

Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.

I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

Vanilla Cone

When a chick creams on your dick, causing it to look like a vanilla ice cream cone

“Dude this chick gave me a crazy vanilla cone last night, totally calling her back”

by Realshi19 April 9, 2025

hardcore vanilla

When you have vanilla sex, but take them to pound town.

Grace: “Carson do you have vanilla sex?”
Carson: “ Yeah I have vanilla sex , but I take her to pound town! So that’s hardcore vanilla!”

by Hardcore vanilla bitches February 26, 2022