Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

Vanilla gorilla

Part time drummer with the band beuller and full time pimp of Eymet

Look at the vanilla gorilla bang those drums

by Si Mc April 11, 2022

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.

"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".

by Ards9 March 22, 2022

Vanilla Gorilla

One known as Mikey Briggs.... Founded in Flint Mi.

Yesterday He gave her that vanilla Gorilla... They can't get enough Mikey Briggs

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.

I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

Vanilla Pigtail

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.

“Hey joe, I just get gave Susie Shallow Throat a vanilla pigtail in the locker room!”

by Milky toasty March 24, 2022