Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Vampire

An immortal creature which only drinks blood and burn under the sun but they dont burn if they have their daylight ring on (vamps from the vampire diaries)

-hey look, thats katherine pierce, shehas been a vampire formore then 500 years

by petrovsblood January 18, 2022

epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.

Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!

by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023

Vampire Dumplin'

When a man/woman with fang-like teeth eats a fine piece of booty.

Girl 1: Ew! He has such gross fang teeth.

Girl 2: True, but I've heard he gives a good vampire dumplin'

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

vampire popsicle

Bloody tampon

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020

The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth

The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.

by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019

Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".

My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".

by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024