Under cover blow

When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep

Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Under armor

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.

Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

under rubber

Under Rubber is when you stick your dick or strap-on in a condom

Dont worry baby...Im under rubber.

by DuhReelReapa June 13, 2016

3 Under 3

When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.

Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.

Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..

by Martini Drysdale December 14, 2021

Living under a rock

Not having watched the LOTR or the Hobbit series by the age of 20

“You haven’t watched the most influential movies in the industry before? You must be living under a rock”

by mrsidewalk September 18, 2025

Under the platform

When someone is at a train station with the intention of committing suicide.

I was under the platform yesterday

by Jdw6122 November 25, 2023