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Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.
"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
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Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.
Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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Twitter

Twitter gives you cancer
by Randomshit_69 July 21, 2022
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Twitterized

The act of being proficient in the language of Twitter. Some people have achieved this, some have not, and some will never want to achieve this because they only like facebook.
Wesmosh is slowly becoming proficient in the #language of @twitter. Afick is not even close to becoming "Twitterized" at this moment in time.
by aficker April 30, 2011
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Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.
Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
by Thumper007 November 27, 2012
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Twitter

Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".
Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12
by syndoken May 4, 2022
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Formally Twitter

When an online platform or content goes through enshittification and becomes fascist at the same time.

Like how Twitter became X after Elon Musk bought it, I.E. "formally Twitter."
Please don't formally Twitter Bluesky.
by MJ's Left Kidney April 30, 2025
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