The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 06, 2011
The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 04, 2009
Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist November 27, 2009
Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.
Oh my goodness he's such a facebook tryhard
by coolging805 July 13, 2011
-verb
1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats
Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!
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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons
Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!
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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast
Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!
Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?
Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning
Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats
Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!
-
Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons
Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!
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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast
Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!
Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?
Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning
Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
by ShaolinPete November 20, 2011
a feeling of intense or growing anger brought on by other Facebook users' comments or posts. Such behavior might include sarcasm, verbal insults, name calling, making threats, or, in extreme situations, yo momma insults. Facebook rage can lead to excessive Googling in search of supporting facts, incorrect quotations, screaming at your computer, throwing your phone out the window, high blood pressure, twitching eyes, and insomnia.
Why does Jesse look so bad this morning?
She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
She was up all night with Facebook rage when Nate asked why people would oppose gay marriage, and then someone responded that marrying children and animals would be next.
by jessegrace5 March 28, 2013
Brian: I have like 1000 friends
Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning
Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.
Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning
Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.
by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010