chocolate thunder

when having anal sex, a girl shits on the penis. then the male proceeds to remove the shit covered shaft from the asshole and cock slaps the girl across the face with the feces covered dick. also can be a homosexual act of passion.

Scott gave miles a chocolate thunder last night

by watermellonissha33 April 24, 2010

Thunder Cunt

A Gang having its origins in Fort Wayne Indiana
;the most bad ass people in the 260'

"What are ass people?"

Used in a sentence;
So i was at the OMNIVORES concert and i'm pretty sure that band is in the thunder cunts

by OMNIVORES January 13, 2011

turquoise thunder

Something you yell when your taking a break from all that pot, and you want to warn your friends who are smoking that a parental unit is approaching.

Turqoise Thunder!! Hide the bong!

by matt June 15, 2004

thunder penis

This is the most retarded Scholl mascot ever who will gladly scrape his seen in your anus hole, food, mouth, etc.

Guy 1: hear the thunder penis is retarted
Guy 2:lets run before he squirts his semen into our eyeballs

by Nugget and pickle lord May 8, 2018

throbbing man thunder

The throbbing member between every mans legs that gives them the thunder neccessary for reproduction.

A.K.A. The Male Genetalia or Penis

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007

Turkish Thunder Whip

The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.

Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!

by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009

thunder bay special

When a group of three or more violent, cowardly criminals physically assault one person from behind without warning in a violent, targeted physical assault. The victim has no warning that the physical assault is going to occur and has no chance in defending himself. The criminals then laugh and joke about their cowardly physical assault while smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol.

"We gave that guy the Thunder Bay Special when we jumped him from behind and broke his leg."

by SimpsonStreetLover August 14, 2016