California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

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A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)

A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit

by ASS MONKE October 1, 2022

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Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.

Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit

by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022

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I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...

Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

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