Billy the cat

Billy the cat inst a cat he doesn't take showers so we think he is scared of water like a cat. He smells really bad like he just rolled in shit and he doesn't brush his teeth so when he opens his mouth he has poop residue in his mouth. It rotting his teeth and he is slow in the head like he just got done doing crack. when his mom lets him have a dog she has to hide the peanut butter but she doesn't let him have a dog because what he did that was inappropriate in the past. She walked in on him with peanut butter and the dog i do not need to explain anymore you guys get the idea what he does with animals. He also started humping his dog and he got his dog pregnant what a creep that his life comes down to this.

Billy the cat like men.

by cool brian November 5, 2018

CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss

Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.

by Rabbit power February 28, 2019

bugger the cat

The art of emptying a residential wheely bin on the residents property whilst banging on the door and shouting "bugger the cat" in a loud manner

Alreet mate, do you fancy a game of "bugger the cat" in the posh estate?

by Hewmarra January 4, 2021

kitty cat

meow

by Mark Hoppus July 13, 2003

VG cats

A webcomic that does parodies of video games, current movies, anime, etc. The main characters are a pink and a grey cat.

All your base are belong to VG cats.

by Pyriix November 11, 2008

cat nip

A drug for cats. It tends to make them crazy, excitable, & generally a lot funnier

I gave Whiskers some cat nip last night & she went nuts!

by D.C.B. July 11, 2006

Beaver Cat

A Cross between a Beaver and a Bobcat species found in Northern Vermont and high elevations of Afghanistan. First found back in 1917 during the great movement of the Hajji in Northern Afghanistan, then in 1987 a local hunter in Franklin County Vermont shot and killed one while being chased. The weight average is about 89lbs and have a Venuom sack attached to its waist for attacking ISAF prey. No other information was givin.

A Beaver Cat from the cat family but dangrous and stand on two legs.

by Merc man May 25, 2010