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twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.
Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.
by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014
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Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.
"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."
by Truly Tish February 9, 2014
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Twitter Gent

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.

Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.

All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.

Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.

Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
by ydac imoan March 21, 2014
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twitter whore

someone who constantly updates their twitter feed, often times with the most random crap
person 1: hey, did you see Jonny's tweet?
person 2: which one? he's such a twitter whore
by februfrog January 2, 2015
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twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013
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twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013
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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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