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Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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Twitter

An app where basically you eat or be eaten. You're either educated or uneducated about a subject no in between with them. I feel like most of the people who have Twitter are celebs or teens. Can be very toxic and relatable depends on how the people feel.
Friend: I just got the Twitter app girl
Me: Be careful that app is not for weak
by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021
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Twitter community note

A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.

Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024
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Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right
I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.
by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022
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Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)
I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.
by schnozzy November 26, 2023
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The Twitter Effect

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.
The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"
by Kibella May 6, 2023
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Twitter

Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.
John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!

Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.
by Detailed June 19, 2023
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