shart

when you fart and shit at the same time. it stinks like shit

bob: did you just shart
billy: maybe

by poltzer January 19, 2024

Shart

When Handsome Patrick goes over to Kevin's mom's house to bang it out.

Handsome Patrick Sharted on Kevin's mom last weekend

by TwonKnoves August 3, 2019

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse

Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy

by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024

Shart hole

A shart hole is someone who finds a very good looking person and you look at them so fast you shart a hole in the wall

Annabell looked at him and put a shart hole in her wall.

by Fuckingyourmomrn666 April 21, 2017

Shart

Its where u think that you are going to fart, but you accidentaly shit urself.

Yo, i jus sharted broo!!
That's fukin gross bruh :(

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023