kevin

kevin is a dumbass. he is a blue eyed dirty mexican and like ginger pubes. the love of his life is pedro and he loves albino squirrels. he can be adorable at times but he never knows what’s going on. he’s always 69 steps behind. his hair is black not brown and he is a pussy. kevin can be very insecure but he is a cutie. he is a salty cunt 25/8 and he has very saggy balls. kevin is a lovable little cunt. he’s never had coffee and he has a black dick. kevin is a keeper

“yo that dude is a saltycunt, he must be a kevin”

by kelfkrkeklslslldkdkw November 25, 2018

kevin

kevin is quite sus he sucks off his homies he likes catching cases kevin is the most common name for bisexual niggas all over south la

kevin is sus for his homie

by big nibba 14 April 2, 2019

The Kevinator

Beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of Kevin. He will scoop you up, give you the best sex of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and ass. You are a lucky girl to sleep with The Kevinator.

Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?

Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.

Girl A: SO JEALOUS.

by Esmerelda5555 November 25, 2013

The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems

My day was going brilliantly until the kevining

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the nicest person you will ever meet. His brown flowy hair will make you instantly fall in love with him. He has the nicest most genuine personality ever. He is PERFECT boyfriend material. He will never stop telling you how much he loves and cares about you. He is very dreamy and cute. You will love any Kevin ever.

Person 1: omg look at that guy, he is so cute!
Person 2: ya...that's my boyfriend Kevin

by Koolarmstrong January 20, 2020

Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh

by shitlas January 29, 2020

Kevin

The single greatest person to ever step foot on earth. Should be treated as a God

‘Woah’
‘What’s up, what is it’
‘Look, that guy is a Kevin’
‘Oh my goddddd’

by PostboxMissile November 13, 2018