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Vytra's Law

The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.
You keep making so many furry memes. I'm afraid Vytra's Law has been invoked.
by Vytra February 21, 2019
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peter-in-law

the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women
leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!

elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!
by jedicollins December 9, 2009
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Law of Thermoscrewing

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.
Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
by sneer13 November 5, 2009
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Moe's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, it is the Law which dictates that anyone with an anime picture on their social media account will have either:
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
"Dude, why does every single person with a Miku avatar seem to post the stupidest shit?"

"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
by F. Uck Anime November 6, 2017
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Luke Law

A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual
That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT
by T_dono09 March 17, 2019
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Feese's law

A law discovered in Littleton Colorado that any rock kicked/thrown at/under a parked car with enough velocity will with out fail bounce up and hit some part of said car.
I wonder if i can kick this rock under that parked without hitting it

dude no, that would break feese's law
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Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.
We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009
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