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Are you frogging me?

The term “are you frogging me?” Is the same thing as saying “are you kidding me” but if you like frogs and are a fellow frogged feel free to use it when somebody says something ridiculous
“Hey there’s a frog outside in the grass
“WOW OMG RLLY YOUVE GOTTA BE FROGGING ME, ARE YOU FROGGING ME?”

Example 2
“Hey, I just took a shit in your toaster”
“Are you frogging me right now?”
by Frogfanman November 12, 2020
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groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
by Taterbug January 13, 2023
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Moist Magenta Frog

It is the most godliest, elusive, beautiful being in existence. They live in colonies in the Himalayan Mountains in search of carrots. If you find a Moist Magenta Frog beware as if it touches you like your uncle you will have an extreme orgasm and you will be transformed into one of them, I have estimated that there are 169 in the wild today. Please beware as these animals are very kind, cute and WET.
Omg dad, its a Moist Magenta Frog. Can you let it molest me.

This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.
by Bill Jaloar August 18, 2019
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Frog-Princess Association

An association founded in April 1703 to provide frogs with suitable princesses, and vice versa. Operators of the Frog-Princess Mobile.
Hey, Isabelle — have the Frog-Princess Association sent you this month's recommendations yet?
by Frog-Princess Association April 20, 2011
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Frog Walter Stan

Someone who overly obsesses over the web series titled “The Adventures of Frog Walter”.
Someone I work with is a Frog Walter Stan
by Danidot YT June 11, 2022
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Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023
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Nigerian Black Frog

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
by gregben February 15, 2022
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