clayton is a talented person, although a show off, he can be quite annoying. clayton's life goal is to show off and be the best, the competition is generally weak, but can be challenging. being friends with a clayton can be highly beneficial, they are extremely intelligent and athletic they will help you with your work and defend you to no end
by the_merchant- September 8, 2019
Get the clayton van leeuwenmug. The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
Get the Van Schwack Theorymug. He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
Ethan van Jaarsveld
by nicole55 November 15, 2011
Get the Ethan van Jaarsveldmug. A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
Get the Ice cream vanmug. A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
Get the Van Damme Americansmug. by Not Joep November 23, 2021
Get the joep van kreijmug. The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Principlemug.