Stoner

Stoners typically work in IT, play video games and watch anime. They smoke a blunt before bed to help them sleep.

You’re such a lil stoner.

by IIcuddyII February 10, 2022

Smurfit-Stoner

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.

Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.

by its you June 20, 2013

joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.

Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner

by MaxDude8902 June 7, 2017

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

Granny stoner

It is our god

A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.

by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023

stoner

Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.

dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged

by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017

stoner cult

If a stone can't talk or think then it can't physically have any racism, predudice, controversy, sexism, ect. Thusfore stones are the best known objects. REJECT HUMANITY BECOME A STONER

Dude: man humans suck I'm gonna get high
Stoner :don't be a stoner join the stoner cult

by The_real_SBG January 5, 2021