shrek

the hottest thing ever

person 1: watching shrek
michaela jackson: *bursts into room* HEHE shrek is so hot

by djekenrnmemdmsm October 3, 2021

Shrek

A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.

Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek

by BlackCat107 May 10, 2022

Shrek

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.

You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.

by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023

Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

by pickle stick September 8, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

by Megatron6996 May 18, 2024

Sexy shrek kaka

I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer

I just gave your great grandmother a sexy shrek kaka last night it was SOO hawt

by Possumssssss January 29, 2022