straight gumpin' it

One's ability to run with great amounts of speed. Usually in order to reach a destination or escape a pursuer.

"I was trying to catch Dave, but he was straight gumpin' it!"

by Stealthfox December 8, 2007

Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

by Robsan January 15, 2017

Frozen Straight

The polar opposite of "Flaming Gay." Used to describe those who are without question heterosexual. Whereas flamboyance in dress and mannerisms are stereotypical indicators of the homosexual male, the dress and mannerisms of Frozen Straight men are conservative and typically low-key.

Josh enjoys working on and racing his 1970 Chevelle SS, follows the Green Bay Packers religiously, and enjoys riding his Harley. He is a Lieutenant in the Army. He considers dogs smaller than Beagles to be barking rodents, and only drinks black coffee. Josh is Frozen Straight.

by J.D. Favre May 21, 2009

zesty straight

someone who is nearly straight

eg: a man who is attracted to women and non-binary people

im not straight, i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

straight fairy

a guy who is straight but acts like a homosexual.

Wow, he's a straight fairy.

by akhil reddy123 September 19, 2010

Straight people

A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat

Me: straight people are odd

by www.99999999.com January 17, 2022

Super straight

A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.

Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight

by Spicy.dino March 3, 2021