by mokosawh June 2, 2024
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by don'tcry June 7, 2021
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D'Luffy says I need Mario on my crew
Shanks says not if I get him first
Chopper Don't flatter me you big dumby
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Shanks says not if I get him first
Chopper Don't flatter me you big dumby
by MONKEY D.Luffy December 18, 2021
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