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Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.
Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.
Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."
by Myself/ I /me November 22, 2021
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Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023
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Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under
Jonathan sucks for real
by Lars du vet April 27, 2022
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jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way
by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020
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Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors
Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie
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Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.
Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.
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