im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

Football

Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass

ya fam what good
Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football

by Bigbroskyman October 29, 2020

Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021

Indiana Football

The saddest thing to exist. In 2020, iu went 7-2 and ranked #12 and the next year they went 2-10. Filled with mediocre 5-star athletes and half their good players gone, Indiana is in for a rough awakening, and ChatGPT was very wrong when saying they were a rising powerhouse

Jaylin: I played Indiana Football
Dexter: Of course you did, you absolutely suck

by Totallyaharvardstudent November 27, 2023

Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.

Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.

by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025

Tennessee Football

Tennessee Football is the true meaning of losing, terrible qb protection, and a qb that waits 10 years to throw an incomplete pass.

When i record losing games i record tennessee football

by lifemeegan October 2, 2019