Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord
by M0nke March 19, 2024
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"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.
Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.
by LazyBread123 June 09, 2023
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 02, 2020
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horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys
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Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you
Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend
by Badass3425 April 14, 2019
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The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
by TKM06 July 06, 2021
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