real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 05, 2024

church sissy

Flamboyant gay who hides behind the church.

Ms. Mar is back at church. She is such a church sissy.

by RobCDC December 30, 2017

Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

by qq.madi November 21, 2021

Church Boy

Literally Parker

Me: hello church boy

Church Boy: ShUTT uPp

by March 22, 2022

Church Boy

Literally Parker

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up

by March 22, 2022

Church boy

Literally Parker

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)

by March 22, 2022

Cain Church

Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief

“Cain church is a stupid jew”

by Cain Church December 06, 2024