Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

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Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.

Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.

by loopbedoop July 2, 2022

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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

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sin-tax

the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!

"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"

by eli-dino January 21, 2022

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Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer

Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything

by anonymous May 30, 2023

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