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smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface
wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables
by atwoody03 June 7, 2023
mugGet the smelling tablesmug.

The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
mugGet the The council of butt tablesmug.

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Table Clothmug.

Round Tabling

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.
Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.
by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011
mugGet the Round Tablingmug.

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.
You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!
by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018
mugGet the Murphy Tablemug.

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.
Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.
by eerie5 September 29, 2023
mugGet the Periodic Tablemug.

cut the table in half

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024
mugGet the cut the table in halfmug.

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