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Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
by loopbedoop July 2, 2022
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Stoneritis

a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.

person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
by okLittiLko May 20, 2017
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Stoner prep

Stoner prep is the word to describe how young “rappers” that got famous out of nowhere dress.
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
Bill: hey bob I like that sweater but is it supposed to have all those rips in it?
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
by Youngjandoe August 26, 2018
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clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021
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stoners

hate the gangsta whites though there all smokin the same oregano
and over there are the rich stoners
by Broadwaylover20 December 9, 2019
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Stoner Suggestibility

The elevated suggestibility stoners get when they're high. Especially if it involves smoking more weed.
Stoner A: Alright dude it's 2am I'm going to bed.

Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.

Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.

Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.
by TrueAmbivalence October 6, 2019
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Stoner error

Making an error in judgment while high.
Player 1 puts down a so-so Scrabble word, leaving the Triple Word Score wide open for Player 2, who then uses it to score an obscene amount of points.
Player 1: "Dammit! Stoner error."
by stonererror July 6, 2011
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