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Tennessee seed planter

The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows
Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)
by I love your cousin May 14, 2018
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Cock shed theory

Cock shed theory

my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.
by Dex Dex December 26, 2019
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sunflower seeds

The fandom name of a streamer, sxnfl0w3rs.
Hey! Are you a part of the sunflower seeds? I am! Its a great fandom :)
by HonestlyOkay March 16, 2021
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true from seed

When a plant grown from seed is faithful to the characteristics of the mother/parent plants.
1. You can't grow avocados from the store because they won't come true from seed.

2. Marijuana plants grow true from seed, although you have to weed out the males.
by bigcans September 16, 2011
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back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.
Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.
by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012
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Girls who eat seeds

often weird girls who trynna act vegan but cannot stop eat Mc Donald's burger
Girls who eat seeds being define like that
Boy: you eat seeds you are completly being vegan
Girls: no stfu
by oxcr_okami April 2, 2021
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Under the bed she-shed

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.
Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!
by NatashaRomanov April 15, 2021
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