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lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood
'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'
by LyndzRuleOK May 5, 2016
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Cone sandwich

When you buy two 50 cent cones from burger king and you smush the ice cream together and eat it top to bottom
Dude want to go get a cone sandwich?
by Ehdkd June 4, 2014
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indian sandwich

When an indian guy cums in a chicks mouth and it's got a little spice to it. Her breath will smell like curry for the next 2-4 days.
Margeret: Jessica did you have curry yesterday?
Jessica: Nope. Vishal gave me an indian sandwich last night.
by Club 505 October 5, 2015
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sandwich bagged

the act or practice of using a ziplock sandwich bag as a prophylactic in order to prevent conception or venereal infection
I sandwich bagged that ho
by The Lightswitch June 23, 2008
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bowden sandwich

a piece of ham stuck to a school teacher's backside
'i just made a bowden sandwich on the teachers chair'
by gcrocker May 22, 2011
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drop a sandwich

The act of dining, breaking bread or having a meal with another. Replacement for the phrase "let's do lunch."
I have not seen you since we went S-boardin' up at Mount Hood, yo. Let's drop a sandwich and catch up, bro.
by nothin but nachos dos September 24, 2010
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Cupcake Sandwich

When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.
Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!
by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010
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