Rubbing the Smurf

Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf

by Smurfman11 September 2, 2010

nubbish rubbish

phrase invented by fyghter referring to a nub or nubs. Characterized by being nub like or bad.

this is just nubbish rubbish

by fyghter August 10, 2003

bendy rabbit

1. the (former) mascot of a certain pit orchestra
2. a blue/pink rabbit that you can bend that you will probably find in CVS around Easter time

Bendy rabbit spent the evening sitting on Matt's cello.

by gbread1012 February 6, 2004

white rabbit

It's when a white man sticks his penis in between his legs. It looks like a rabbit is coming out of his ass.

Hey pete! You want to see a white rabbit?
Yeah Cool!... Awww man, that's gross

by bubba April 13, 2005

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

Dirt Rabbit

Black girl that has sex with white men

Did you see that dirt Rabbit that was with Steve?

by Snake Master December 14, 2021

testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005