Round House

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

roundboy

Refers to the Abercrombie & Fitch frat-boy type. Typical traits include some kind of choker necklace, blonde hair (usually dyed), some kind of unoriginal tattoo (typically tribal), a dark tan, a false air of self-importance and an outfit costing two to three times the wearer's IQ. Like a circle, one roundboy is the same as the next - the only difference is the size.

"Look at those roundboys over in the corner."

by Big Cat April 12, 2005

round circle

anti-straight edge movement. this is for people who are sick of hypocritical sXe-rs who don't want to be controlled so they beat the shit out of everyone else who does anything they disapprove of. even though it seems all straightedgers turn to drugs or deny sXe at a later point when they realize how hypocritical it is. to "claim" round circle you don't have to do anything except dislike hypocritical sXe-rs; it doesn't mean anything except that.

I claim round circle because the straightedge scene is lame.

by roundOOOcircle April 20, 2009

roundie

What you get when your lady gives you a blowjob while at the carnival on the ferris wheel. She better work quick because you only have one round to get off.

All it took for Jim to get a roundie was slipping the bearded lady an extra 5 and inviting her to the ferris wheel.

by Us 3 Wolves April 4, 2011

Siberian Roundhouse

Unloading a large amount of sperm onto a girls face, then roundhouse kicking her so she passes out. She then will wake up not being able to open her eyes due to the dried up sperm encrusted on her whore face.

Dan just siberian roundhoused that bitch so hard, people now think she is asian

by Siberian Roundhouse champion February 4, 2010

Asian roulette

Sort of like Russian roulette, with Asian girls.

Asian roulette is where you hook up with an Asian girl, then find out later whether you committed a crime.

It is a well-documented, scientific fact that Asian females of the human race look the same from age 16-50. Google "Average asian aging process" for relevant periodicals

Example 1:
In a bar with a lot of Asian girls of unverified age: "Who's up for some Asian roulette?"

Example 2:
Person A: "Whoa that Asian girl is hot"
Person B: "Only problem is its impossible to tell if Asians are 18 or not"
Person A: "Asian roulette!"

by chingchongchinaman October 9, 2012

Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009