Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

hebo boy riders

A gang affiliated with the famous rap group Onefour. Hebo boy riders are locally known as the goons who steal shopping trollies, their most famous member ‘wipez’ currently in jail due to theft of many trollies

is that HBR
YES those are the hebo boy riders

by tongan horsey March 19, 2025

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

sukhoi meat rider

They praise Sukhoi like a god and say any jet they made was the best jet ever made. these people say that the su57 is the best stealth fighter even being disproven multiple times in a row

Sukhoi meat rider-the best fighter is the su27 no matter what even if its old and outdated.

by hampter33445 April 5, 2024

JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024

Bike Rider

It’s a person who stay in your business and stays commenting on topics you talk about

Me: I’m Batman

Random:no your not

Me:BIKE RIDER

by Chasisbatman May 31, 2022