It is a combination of a rat and a mosquito bred and mutated. There are many types of Mosquito Rats, but the basic kind is probably how you vision it to be.
They actually scare younger children with the stories that they suck Diarrhea out of your asshole. These stories are in fact, TRUE.
Younger ones tend to miss the asshole, and go for your eyes or ears, or any other hole in your body. They use a long tentacle-like organ to suck with.
Younger Mosquito Rats are very small compared to the varied sizes of much larger adult ones. Babies are the size of a normal Mosquito, adults can range from the size of a dime, to the size of a school bus.
They usually reside in basement walls, and in rotting food at the grocery store.
It is also possible to take them home in your hair if they are infested at another location. Mosquito Rats will also crawl through other parts of your houses' walls, making scratching noises to scare children so they can make a diarrhea strike.
They CAN fly.
They actually scare younger children with the stories that they suck Diarrhea out of your asshole. These stories are in fact, TRUE.
Younger ones tend to miss the asshole, and go for your eyes or ears, or any other hole in your body. They use a long tentacle-like organ to suck with.
Younger Mosquito Rats are very small compared to the varied sizes of much larger adult ones. Babies are the size of a normal Mosquito, adults can range from the size of a dime, to the size of a school bus.
They usually reside in basement walls, and in rotting food at the grocery store.
It is also possible to take them home in your hair if they are infested at another location. Mosquito Rats will also crawl through other parts of your houses' walls, making scratching noises to scare children so they can make a diarrhea strike.
They CAN fly.
1.
Josh: "Mom, my ear feels gross, Whats going on?"
Mom: "Musta been a baby Mosquito Rat that missed your butt."
2.
If you never get Diarrhea, There is a VERY high possibility that Mosquito Rats may be having a feast when you don't even know!
Josh: "Mom, my ear feels gross, Whats going on?"
Mom: "Musta been a baby Mosquito Rat that missed your butt."
2.
If you never get Diarrhea, There is a VERY high possibility that Mosquito Rats may be having a feast when you don't even know!
by SheCool March 17, 2009
Get the Mosquito Ratmug. One who labors in the cellar (or barrel room) of a winery never seeing the light of day. Quite like a rat.
Dude 1: What you doin' for the summer?
Dude 2: Ah, I'm a cellar rat at Eola Hills Wine Cellars.
Dude 1: Sick! That place has the best Sunday Brunch in Oregon!
Dude 2: Ah, I'm a cellar rat at Eola Hills Wine Cellars.
Dude 1: Sick! That place has the best Sunday Brunch in Oregon!
by huggs September 1, 2009
Get the cellar ratmug. An Australian or New Zealand meat pie, which is a baked pastry casing filled with meat and topped with a puff pastry lid. The meat contained within is alleged to be beef mince, beef chunks or chicken, but often rumoured to be mystery meat and quite likely to be the cuts of cow/chicken that you wouldn't feed your pets.
by Captain Roundhead May 14, 2018
Get the Rat Coffinmug. Sorta like "I dare you" but you can't back down from it. ever. Once stated it the objective MUST be completed without hesistancy.
Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.
Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.
Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.
Although, once completed you are safe for the next time someone calls "Risky Rat" on you.
Also, if in a limb breaking situation it may not be comepleted dependant on the size of the balls of the person to complete said mission.
Another condition is, if you are walking past someone and somebody says "risky rat" the person it is said to will have to do something to the people walking past.. anything goes.
Guy 1: "Theres a massive shit in the middle of the road"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"
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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"
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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"
Guy 2: "Dare you to throw it at a house"
Guy 1: "Nah screw you"
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "Up yours...."
*Guy 1 proceeds to pick up the dookie and throw it at a house"
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Guy 1: "Dare you to jump ontop of an oncoming car"
Guy 2: "No thanks"
Guy 1: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 2: "It's too dangerous!!!"
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Guy 1: "Look at those nerds..."
Guy 2: "RISKY RAT"
Guy 1: "AHAH I DID IT LAST TIME"
Guy 2: "Shit"
by Naynae&Cloister- December 10, 2009
Get the Risky Ratmug. A person who brings badness or misfortune to people. Some do it on purpose, but this can also be an opinion someone has of themselves due to lack of good self-esteem.
by ShutDesFuckUp June 6, 2011
Get the Plague-Ratmug. a pet rat. can get many diff type on fancy rat. theres a dumbo rat which has big ears. and a top eared rat also theres diff colours a fancy rat can have
by fancy rat December 9, 2008
Get the fancy ratmug. 