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purple wand

A device (similar to a dildo) that produces small electrical pulses when touched to the skin, intending to sexually arouse the recipient.
Ooh girl, shock me like a purple wand. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel...
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Purple Wars

A blunt-smoking game that originated in Tallahassee, Florida in 2009 when a group of teenaged smokers realized there was no weed-based equivalent to Ring of Fire. Named in honor of dank purple bud.

To play place a 54 card deck (jokers included) is shuffled and placed in the center of the circle. Each player takes a warmup hit, and then when the blunt returns to the first player, he takes a hit and draws four cards. If doubles appears he lets out his hit and goes again, but if not he passes the blunt to the next player and attempts to keep holding in his hit until someone draws doubles. Win by getting high.
by kbyrd December 28, 2014
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purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem
Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"
by Bananamuffin256 July 21, 2017
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purple tunnel

When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.
Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel
by Spooky Burger June 15, 2018
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Purple Cloud

The best RuneScape private server leader to ever grace the scene. Often described as "The Chemist" due to his immeasurable IQ and talent of hybridding. His indomitable reign lasted seven cycles of the Earth circling the circumference of the Sun (2010-2017). Forever we will always remember Purple Cloud the Great Conqueror of Gielinor.
Is that Purple Cloud from Chaotic Impulse? Run now or we're all dead.
by Profash February 6, 2019
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purple shower

taking a shower while feeling the effects of codeine syrup. taking a shower while on lean is said to heighten the effects.
i was sippin lean last night, so you know i had to take a purple shower!
by yunghermitkrab June 15, 2017
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the purple republic

A trolling group created in the (now closed down) online game known as Club Penguin. This group was created by the image board site 4Chan, and was known for planning large raids on specific days/times in which they would stand in the shape of a Swastika and type all manner of "offensive" things. It was kinda funny.

All the members of this group would be purple penguins, in hard hats, with drills, they would constantly drill while in their "formation"

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by OrangeSOMM May 6, 2018
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