by PinkyJigsaw July 7, 2011
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Calm down. Go PTW then come back.
I’m gonna need you to PTW then return to the text thread.
Calm down. Go PTW then come back.
I’m gonna need you to PTW then return to the text thread.
by JizzSkull April 4, 2019
Get the PTW mug.A sexual act which involves fucking a girl in every hole possible. This includes vagina, anus, urethra, nose, ear, skin pores, etc.
Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
by The Brope June 24, 2011
Get the Wingless Pterodactyl mug.The act of flapping or flailing one's arms as though they're wings and shrieking like a pterodactyl (facial expressions can be added as well, if you're so inclined) during sexual intercouse..or, I suppose, in any activity...
The other night, when we were having sex, I pulled a pterodactyl, just for shits and giggles.
So, I was walking down the street the other day and this guy just did the pterodactyl out of nowhere...
So, I was walking down the street the other day and this guy just did the pterodactyl out of nowhere...
by PterodactylChick November 13, 2009
Get the pterodactyl mug.Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.
My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.
by JRock February 11, 2004
Get the pterodactyl mug.Post Twilight Stress Disorder
The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
by GPKD July 7, 2010
Get the PTSD mug.When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.
"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
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