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Blind pony 

The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!
Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!
Blind pony by Bangin' Bev May 20, 2013

salty pony 

Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.
Dude I just gave her a salty pony after we got wasted
salty pony by Lonelydude101TF November 21, 2017

Riding The Red Pony 

Slang for a woman on her period.
"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani 

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

Pony Talk 

Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.
Dayyyyyummm, I can't read any of this Pony Talk.
Pony Talk by Sassyasss July 27, 2010
"Mom can I have Pongo for breakfast"
pongo by shell6 August 20, 2016