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Jewish Pizza

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time
I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...
by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015
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Pizza Blunt

Ideal munchies meal - the fillings of a chicken pot pie scooped into the crease of a pizza folded NY style.
- Man i'm baked, I could go eat my whole kitchen.

- How about a Pizza Blunt?
by The H-Man Pow Wow March 3, 2011
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scalp pizza

A small to medium size scab found on the scalp. Usually as a result of a recently busted zit.
After scratching the back of his head for a moment or two, Bob presented a fine slice of scalp pizza at the tip of his forefinger.
by Kobiyashi Maru January 6, 2009
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fat pizza

A Tv show which was made in Sydney, Australia. Its funny and lame time to time. Its based on wogs (lebos, greeks) who deal drugs and live cheap, crap lives!
Bobo: Hallo Fat pizza's pizzas, hot and cheesy!
Guy: Ommgg Bobo can ya gimme Rocky on da fone mate? Im his long lost cuzen!
Bobo: Rocky? Nah mate! Rocky is long time fired!
Guy: Waaatt? Say wallah mate!
by mooncrater March 18, 2011
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Uterus Pizza

oh man, and if hes ever gone down just before or just after menstratin, hes eatin uterus. put that on yhour pizza.
You just ate Uterus Pizza
by Foug March 24, 2003
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Butt Pizza

The layer of chunks left floating on the water after a violent liquid bowel movement. Usually more visually effective when romain lettuce and corn is eaten the day before.
I tripped over my dog on my to the bathroom to make a Butt Pizza!
by Kerzwhile September 15, 2008
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liquid pizza

noun: stomach contents; vomit; puke; barf; liquid laughs; liquid groceries; et al.

So called for the similarity of its visual texture and color palette to typical crappy frozen or national-chain, two-for-twenty-bucks, one-liter-free-coke delivery pizza. The viscous liquid base is the consistency and color of creamed corn, not dissimilar in appearance to the plastic milk protein-based synthetic goo intended to masquerade as cheese on the typical pizza. Suffused and suspended within can be nearly anything, usually unidentifiable inclusions or flecks of dark green, red or brown hue, or more rarely, black or dark gray.

Mandatory though, is the presence of mysterious solid pink chunks of God-only-knows what. Pepperoni perhaps? Ham? How about ground-up beef and pork sphincters, tantalizingly enhanced with FD&C Red Dye No 3? YUMMERS!
I'm such an assclown! I shouldn't have drunk that whole fifth of Drambuie. On the way home last night I sprayed liquid pizza all over the windshield and dashboard of my girlfriend's car! No blowjobs coming my way for a while!
by Bonejob May 1, 2008
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