Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 10, 2020
Get the Phone AIDSmug. Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
Get the Phone-Phoneymug. A person who is always using their mobile/smart phone, usually in the presence of family or friends, but has the ability to remain skillfully involved in the group's proceedings.
She's being a Phone Jockie
by stussi_52 October 7, 2010
Get the Phone Jockiemug. Is that all you have to say? You don't sound too excited to talk to me....Are you giving me the phone curb?
by Ferg51 April 14, 2016
Get the phone curbmug. "Hey, why didn't you respond to my text?"
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."
by fratts26 April 16, 2015
Get the Phone snipemug. by Ess To Da Emm August 24, 2008
Get the phone homemug. A mobile communication device.
Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.
Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.
I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.
by P.A. August 10, 2005
Get the cell phonemug.