Make a Crack and Turn Your Back

Calling someone a name and/or insulting them, then quickly turning your back to your victim so they cannot reply.

Make a crack and turn your back

Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.

by HAHAHAHAH1AHAHAHAHAHA May 17, 2011

turn your goofy down

Pull your dick out

Turn your goofy down, ima do splits on it be a ditz on it.

by JuicyJ14388 April 20, 2018

turning off the ice maker

something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.

Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?

by Master Link October 8, 2010

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

by Mazinator69 September 10, 2020

BMW car using it's turn signal

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.

Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

by Lolbito69 May 12, 2021