A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.
Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!
by 15 years in December 12, 2024
Get the pinball drivermug. One who, whilst playing video games and in particular, driving games (NFS, Gran Turismo, Forza), unintentionally turns the game controller to imitate the corner they are attempting to take and in the process looking like they are driving a bus.
by jb_22 December 17, 2009
Get the Bus Drivermug. by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013
Get the mule drivermug. by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
Get the chocky speedway drivermug. by Hevy February 15, 2017
Get the Fellistabus Drivermug. Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
Get the Black belt drivermug. To drive aggressively, or carelessly, causing accidents or forcing other drivers to swerve, brake suddenly, or take some type of defensive action. At the same time swearing at them and blaming everyone else for the situation. Passing 20 cars in a lane that everyone knows ends ahead, and saying "that bi*%h cut me off!" or "Oh I know you're gonna let me in there!"
Man john is such a crappy driver, he almost killed us yesterday, but he's allways got a scape-driver to take the blame.
by lostlyricist February 4, 2010
Get the Scape-Drivermug.