toilet sicle

The act of recieving head while sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
Shasta gave Zach a toilet sicle in my bathroom.
by Travis Thompson August 07, 2006
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toilet rave

This is the art of raving in toilets. This is when a stereo, hi-fi or load speaker mp3 player is taken into the toilet. The participants will then engage in raving in the space of the toilet.

The enjoyment of this act is the fact that the participants are doing such an act in a unusual and claustrophobia area. Toilet Raving is usually performed when a party is mediocre or non enjoyable.
"This party is cockshanks, lets toilet rave!"
by Crumbs October 17, 2006
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Toilet Kicker

1) Someone who experiences extreme rage while in the bath room, through one source or another.

2) Someone who's so curious that they feel the need to kick a toilet, just to see what it was like.

3) Someone who is messing about while doing cocaine in a public toilet.
1) "I'm sorry but i've been seeing someone else. It's the plumber who fitted in our toilet."

"Arrggg!!! Dam you *kicks toilet*

"I'm sorry babe but dont be a toilet kicker"

2) "Hmmmmmm....." *kicks toilet*

3) "Daym this coke is the shit" *kicks toilet*

"Dude what are you doing? Some people aren't finished here You are acting like a toilet kicker"
by Hamesiii January 01, 2009
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Toilet Texting

To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!
Toilet Texting: "Here is the shitter at Nuzback's Bar on Route 1 in Laurel, MD."
by Dickage December 09, 2008
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Nigga toilet

Basically when yo homie shits in your asshole and screams while you stare him in his eyes.
Nigga 1: Oh SHIT nigga !
Nigga 2: Look at me !
Nigga 1: What !?
Nigga 2: Fuck on me !
Nigga 1: Wait what !

Nigga 2: LOOK AT ME, FUCK ON ME. NUT ON ME, FUCK IN ME !
Nigga 3: Can I join the nigga toilet....
by Nigga toilet June 13, 2019
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Toilet Asshole

An inconsiderate public toilet user who shows zero toilet etiquette, such as not flushing the toilet after peeing or pooping; throwing cigarette butts inside the urinal; trying to flush a sanitary pad; taking the toilet roll home; and not cleaning hands before leaving the premises.
Two polytechnic lecturers had their hopes dashed when they’re denied a research grant that would have allowed them to investigate what proportion of male and female users in Singapore are toilet assholes.
by MathPlus November 08, 2020
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Toilet Ghost

The shit smell that hangs around in the bathroom after someone's taken a dump, even if they've flushed and deo'd the place. This could last for one hour.
Mom: "Whoo, this place smells bad! The toilet ghost must still be haunting this loo!"

Shaun: "Yesterday I took such a big dump that the toilet ghost didn't want to leave until the next morning."
by Beastly Cock June 02, 2009
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